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你好! 我是Lirkit !

我尝试了很多方法来记忆英语单词,最后找到了对我来说最有效的一种!

我们一生中听过的所有歌曲的歌词都已记在我们的记忆中。我们根本没有注意到他们,但我们都已经听到了!

我注意到,当你从一首以前听过的歌曲中学习一个新单词时,你已经永远知道这个单词的翻译,并且永远不会忘记它!

我想把这个方法分享给大家。所以,方案如下。

我们找到我们已经听过的歌曲。

我们添加了其中所有不熟悉的单词。

我们通过了记忆游戏的迷你测试。完毕

现在您已经认识了很多单词,您很快就会了解整个语言!

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The Simple Plot Of Kingdom Hearts

 

The Simple Plot Of Kingdom Hearts

(专辑: The Tryforce - 2019)


[Danny Sexbang:]
Ugghhh... Hello, and welcome to what I pray is the final episode of Talking Video Games
[Clapping]
Don't...! Don't clap for their asses...
Today our topic, like always, is games with simple plots

[Egoraptor:]
Hi, I'm Sora from Kingdom Hea

[Danny:]
No! You shut your mouth! I'm starting with our other guests first!
Guests, please tell us your name and the SIMPLE plot of your game

[Brian Wecht:]
Hey, I'm the capsule from Arkanoid, as far as I can tell I'm a tube, and a ball bounces off me
[Clapping]

[Egoraptor]
I'm Ms. Pac-Man! I'm Pac-Man with a bow!
[Clapping]

[Danny:]
Okay Sora, did you see how it's done? Tell me the plot of your game, real simple, just like that

[Sora:]
You got it! Cue the music!

[Danny:]
NO, DON'T CUE THE MUSIC!

[Sora:]
Kairi washes up on the shore
Completely unaware of what the heck is in store
Then Destiny Islands blows up from the war
Of the heartless little evil guys that run on all fours

[Danny:]
I'm already lost, who are these people and places?

[Sora:]
I'll tell you later buddy, I'm already off to the races
I'm now in Traverse Town, with Goofy and Donald Duck

[Danny:]
From the Disney movies?
[Sora:]
Yes!
[Danny:]
What exactly the fuck?

[Sora:]
I'm a keyblade wielder and they need my ability
Sealing keyholes of worlds, restoring all the tranquility

[Danny:]
This is not making sense

[Sora:]
It's a little hard to follow
Everything will come together in the Bastion of Hollow


[Chorus:]
[Danny, (Sora)]
Let me get this straight, it's Mickey Mouse and You (Nope)
With all your Heartless friends defending all that's true (Wrong)
Now it is your destiny to cut up a bunch of keys
Cause this is Final Fantasy! (Not even close)

[Sora:]
So I'm looking for Riku while I'm out on my quest
[Danny:]
Do I know him?
[Sora:]
He's my best friend!
[Danny:]
Hashtag blessed

[Sora:]
Well actually he's evil it was just a facade
Now he's my arch enemy

[Danny:]
Oh my fucking god!

[Sora:]
Now we are traveling to Hollow Bastion we go
Run into Riku, OH NO! possessed by Ansem and so
He's after Princess Kairi
And then I really try to be
A hero so I die to free
Her heart that's deep inside of me


[Chorus:]
[Danny, (Sora)]
Tell me why Ansem even wants Kairi
Why is the princess human if a mouse is king?
Are you some kind of buccaneer?
If you died how are you here?
Please kill me with the nearest spear! (Oh I'll clear it up)

[Sora:]
So I turned into a heartless, then brought back by Kairi's power
We escaped to the end of the world, a place that's really dour
Ansem followed us there 'cause his plan finally starts to flower
As Kingdom Hearts appears making every person quake and cower

[Danny:]
What is Kingdom Hearts?

[Sora:]
It's a door and also a moon
But there's another one, and it's a moon, but not like the first moon
Anyway, Ansem thinks that Kingdom Hearts has tons of bad stuff
But it opens and he melts from all the goodness

[Danny:]
That's tough!
[Sora:]
Then we find out it's a doorway venting evil fast
[Danny:]
But it was filled with light and stuff?
[Sora:]
It's better not to ask
Me and Mickey Mouse sealed up the door from both sides with our keys
And that's the basic premise of my game! No questions please!

[Danny:]
My god, this plot is all that I can take
I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes
But I must swallow all the hate
I give up this is my fate
As host of Talking Video Games

[Egoraptor:]
The ratings are in... show's cancelled

[Danny:]
Tits! Fuck yes! I mean... no! oh no!

完毕

你已经把这首歌里所有不熟悉的词添加了吗?